John Russell

That Dreamy Guy you always dreamed of dating in high school. Also a man that is very good in bed. Hard worker and very respectful to his woman and her opinions.

John Russell A wonderful man!

by Comonee October 11, 2020

john bland

A man whom only eats ass

Hey what're you doing tonight?
Imma john bland some bitch

by Curse of Three October 7, 2017

A John Mount

The act of walking into a friends house with the sole intent of dropping a nasty smelly dump in their bathroom and feeling no pity.

Ex: Yo bro i just pulled a John mount at toms house dont go in there.

by smashndash69 October 12, 2012

John Egbert

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by tturntechGodheadd September 10, 2022

John Haldeman

Famous for his special Haldeman Shifter Sandwich in the Donegal High School cafeteria.

Donegal Student 1: What’s for lunch today?
Donegal Student 2: It’s the John Haldeman Shifter Sandwich!
Donegal Student 1: Fuck.

by MonkeBalls420 March 22, 2022

John Stones

A fine individual whose defending skills will soon be added to the bible.

John Stones is a better defender than Van Dijk.

by EmSiBiEm January 5, 2021

John's Banana

John's Banna a term given by NCT's Ten it was on a voice called "A cup of coffee" Its a joke and nctzens love it.

Johnny & Mark:*Talking about banana's*
Ten's dirty mind:JoHn's bAnAnA?
Jaehyun:*Unbothered*

by Chittaphon April 28, 2021