the type of guy to fly planes, surf life save and possibly work at a chip shop. Passionate about law, soccer, school work because he'd a nerd. He's goofy but that's why we love him
Person one: omg who just said that awful joke
Person two: that was drew
Person three: but that's why we love him
Drew: silently giggling to himself
Person two: that was drew
Person three: but that's why we love him
Drew: silently giggling to himself
by Bigbanana6969 June 8, 2024
Get the Drew mug.The biggest simp. He doesn't care about his own significant other, only about the current girl he is simping over her. He will buy her random things and spend every waking moment possible with her. He gets upset if she doesn't return the attention.
by theetrollstagator June 27, 2024
Get the Drew mug.Drew is a wacky and whimsical elf creature native to the continent of East America.
He is an unusually small fellow that you can fit inside of your pocket; he is able to expand whenever you ask him to, and can be used as a life-raft in dangerous situations.
Once a Drew turns 18 years of age, he may participate in mating season. (Ain't much of a season, it's only December 31 - January 1.)
All Drews drop a Dogecoin(s) in a well, wishing that they will find a Mariah to mate with before sundown.
Once a Drew successful finds a Mariah, he is allowed to start a family and use his coins in any way he wants to.
Drews who deposit Dogecoins with higher sums of money will be granted significantly more luck during mating season.
Stealing/theft is VERY frowned-upon in Drew-society, Drews who steal other's coins will have -1 coin taken away and used as tax dollars, and will be forever cursed with ugly Mariahs during mating season.
Unfortunately, as of the current year, (2345) the Drew species is endangered, many Drews cannot use their coins during mating season.
Researchers have found that roughly 73% of Drews are out of coins due to severe inflation of the necessities of life, milk, bread, etc. therefore, most Drews cannot find mates to produce more and more Drews.
This is all that is scientists currently know about the Drew, many manuscripts are subject to change in the future.
Follow the New Drewke Post for more information soon to come.
He is an unusually small fellow that you can fit inside of your pocket; he is able to expand whenever you ask him to, and can be used as a life-raft in dangerous situations.
Once a Drew turns 18 years of age, he may participate in mating season. (Ain't much of a season, it's only December 31 - January 1.)
All Drews drop a Dogecoin(s) in a well, wishing that they will find a Mariah to mate with before sundown.
Once a Drew successful finds a Mariah, he is allowed to start a family and use his coins in any way he wants to.
Drews who deposit Dogecoins with higher sums of money will be granted significantly more luck during mating season.
Stealing/theft is VERY frowned-upon in Drew-society, Drews who steal other's coins will have -1 coin taken away and used as tax dollars, and will be forever cursed with ugly Mariahs during mating season.
Unfortunately, as of the current year, (2345) the Drew species is endangered, many Drews cannot use their coins during mating season.
Researchers have found that roughly 73% of Drews are out of coins due to severe inflation of the necessities of life, milk, bread, etc. therefore, most Drews cannot find mates to produce more and more Drews.
This is all that is scientists currently know about the Drew, many manuscripts are subject to change in the future.
Follow the New Drewke Post for more information soon to come.
by ItzLandon4 July 7, 2024
Get the Drew mug.A really cool guy who just wants to chill and miter saw. He's a huge gamer, but he also spends his time playing with his dogs and perusing the aisles of Home Depot. He's usually very handsome and charming, as well.
by Anonymous 15462 May 25, 2025
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Get the drew betts mug.A charming and sweet asshole, has the tendencies to have a smart mouth and be extremely sarcastic, but cares for everyone. She's nice when he wants to be and can make a guy fall for her in just the snap of a finger. She loves sports and her favorite color is usually green. She has a playful attitude and is happy most of the time.
by Sovietiko November 22, 2021
Get the Drew mug.A charming and sweet asshole, has the tendencies to have a smart mouth and be extremely sarcastic, but cares for some people. She's nice when he wants to be (and that doesn't usually happen), and can make a boy fall for her in just the snap of a finger. She loves sports, stealing and being pretty useless. Her favorite color is cactus green. She has a playful attitude and is happy most of the time, being compared from time to time to a goat.
by Sovietiko November 22, 2021
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