Alcoholzheimer's Disease

Periodic dementia brought on by excessive alcohol consumption in social environments.

You talk to somebody at a party at length about life, the universe, and everything. Weeks later you see the same person again in "normal" life, you can't remember a thing you said or talked about, or even if you've ever met at all. The only lingering sensation is one of embarrassment from the possibility that you mispronounced the word "lambatse" multiple times. This is a symptom of Alcoholzheimer's Disease. See a doctor.

by Chuck Lindo October 22, 2010

Zachary disease

A term for an ugly person.

You must have Zachary disease, because your face looks Zachary like your ass.

by Whiteboy B February 16, 2019

TGF DISEASE

A disease that spreads rapidly through the swaggie veins and turns the body into a party animal.

"I think I caught that TGF DISEASE I'm already feeling the rave!"

by XTheBadMonkeyX August 19, 2016

Dustin disease

When your friend named Dustin coughs on you, it is called dustin disease

Oh god you just coughed on me! I'm going to contract dustin disease

by Xx_zer0_x November 1, 2019

Tiger Woods Disease

A man who constantly cheats on his wife or girlfriend.

Tom: Did you hear Bill is getting married in three months?

John: You mean the same Bill who had a bad case of Tiger Woods Disease?

Tom: Yeah, that Bill, but he's been mostly cured since the engagement. He's only cheated on her four times in the last year.

by broski16 March 17, 2010

magic johnson's disease

The new vernacular for HIV/AIDS. Just as ALS is known as Lou Gehrig's Disease, so too is HIV/AIDS known as 'Magic Johnson's Disease' after its most famous contractor.

Magic loved to get his D wet, but now he got a disease named after him.

You best be careful with that girl or you'll end with that Magic Johnson's Disease.

by Cornelius Vanderbuilt April 16, 2007

Ann Coulter Disease

An STD one acquires from having sex with an extremely conservative woman. The first symptom is erectile dysfunction, followed by the extreme desire to impose conservative beliefs on everybody else. The only known cure is to have sex with a gay satanist.

Girl: You cheated on me with that conservative bitch next door, and now I'm pregnant. Guess I should go and get an abortion before I leave you.
Guy: No! I refuse! Abortions are the unholy work of the liberals!
Girl: I think you need to see a doctor.
Doctor: Well, there's no doubt about it. Your boyfriend has Ann Coulter Disease.
Girl: Is he going to be okay?
Doctor: Go find a gay satanist for him to have sex with, and he'll be just fine. Now let's get you an abortion.

by the dirty liberal June 15, 2009