A transgender, Jabba the Hutt lookin virgin who smells like shit, lives in his parents' basement and jerks off to Fortnite. He's so fat, he can't see his own feet and his saggy, double D cup milk moobies jiggle and slap him across the face every time he moves. He uses cucumbers, bananas and carrots from the local grocery store as his sex toys cuz he's too poor to buy a real one... except the one he stole from his parents and put on his head... and then up his ass. He only comes out his parents' basement when there's a Fortnite convention in town where he gets to meet other brokeback, titty milked losers and talk about what characters they want to get raped and shat on by.
Person 1: Look at that fag-ass lookin fat kid
Person 2: He must be a Carter, we should run before he chokes us to death with his man tits and eats us
Person 2: He must be a Carter, we should run before he chokes us to death with his man tits and eats us
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Isabella: Boo!
Carter: HEY WHAT THE FUCK YOU SHORT MOTHER FUCKER!?
Isabella: Floof!
Carter: fine, bitch
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Carter: HEY WHAT THE FUCK YOU SHORT MOTHER FUCKER!?
Isabella: Floof!
Carter: fine, bitch
Isabella: princess emo short material furry 🖤
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