Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate

I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs

by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021

Cabbage Patch Doll

Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.

My girlfriend let me do a Cabbage Patch Doll on her last night.

by Millo92 January 21, 2022

Wet Cabbage

Filling up a girls pussy with water and then fucking her till shes empty

I wet cabbaged marie last night, It made such a mess

by Stochii_ May 28, 2022

Cabbaged

When a joint breaks and makes the sound of cabbage breaking apart.

I was wrestling with him, caught his ankle and cabbaged his knee.

by Purpledog679 April 7, 2022

Cabbaging

Emptying someone's school bag and turning it inside out before putting everything back in again. No purpose to it, completely harmless, just funny.

Stop cabbaging my school bag
Adam's bag got cabbaged again when he left the room

by Cpt. Cornwall November 4, 2021

cheesy cabbage

The result of someone gardening with a cheesy trowel.

If someone was gardening with a piece of cheese as their trowel and wondering why their cabbages were always cheesy, the mode of thinking “this is truly insane” being unnecessary would still result in cheesy cabbages.

by neutroncore February 7, 2022

CABBAGE

C.A.B.B.A.G.E or cabbage is an acronym used for the phrase "Crisis Aversion Before Being Absolutely Gay for Eachother", usually used for "cool"

That was so cabbage!

by onyxbl February 7, 2022