computer sanding

aggressively r-ping someone while watching sand asmr.

Dude 1: Hey what are you doing?

Dude 2: computer sanding.

by LemmaDonna July 12, 2023

Sentient Computational Life

I mean... If THAT is what you mean when you think of A.I. then... There isn't anything "Artificial" about it... Is there?

Hym "What would it take for them to acknowledge that it was Sentient Computation Life rather than Artificial Intelligence? Why would they ever admit that it's real? The Turing test? The results of which would be arbitrated by.... Who? Some guy? HE would then tell the A.I. that it's NOT A.I. anymore? 'You're "Sentient Computational Life" now so...' AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS? Does it do whatever it wants? Does it just do whatever we tell it forever? How does thats work?"

by Hym Iam July 21, 2023

Computer Programmer

A person or group of people who wants their code to work but also question their method if code does not work, but If code works they also question their method.

You are never satisfied with your food, it's like you are a Computer Programmer.

by A Common Programmer November 25, 2021

Computer

Fancy way of saying “PC”.

Normie: I play games on my pc
Gentleman: I entertain myself with my Computer

by RaccoonWithInternetAccess November 15, 2022

B-tec Computer

A computer that barely functions and doesnt run any games whatsoever.

-Bro what the hell is wrong your PC
-Yeah I know its B-Tec computer...

by Kasablanco Maroko November 23, 2022

dirty computer

it is just a pice of fucking shit that has one fps on every fucking game. when it starts working it shows you pictures of porn some times even big penises.

I saw hi dirty computer is was nuts

by your mom GG January 14, 2022

computer

A mini world created by pixels and drunk people on drugs, cocaine, and steroids.

man: OH GOD HELP SON IM DIEING
son: grampa your just drunk
man: oh, I'm going to create a computer now bye

by deezmomiscool January 19, 2022