Bean complex

A Bean Complex is when a person, normally a male, develops an attachment to a possibly sexual event involving a specific person. He then proceeds to never let go of this memory, seeing as it may very well be the last event like this he/she will ever experience, and shares it with as many people as he/she possibly can, including the person involved in the event.

James: Dude, Jack has developed such a bean complex for what happened with Alice last night.

Jack: Hey guys! Remember that time with Alice when we "high-fived" all night? Good times.
John: *sarcastically* Yeah, really cool.

by Pseudo-name January 2, 2015

MUSTARD BEAN

When a girl wipes her ass forward and her snatch smells of ass, you get mustard bean. pooooooweee

i went down on her and FUCK ME DEAD, she had mustard bean!

by KENNYBAD79 August 17, 2015

anal beans

The act of putting mexican beans in ones asshole.

Wow time those are some large anal beans

by CarlosSpiceyWiener December 3, 2016

Bean Lamp

A very fuckin’ dumb person
Avoid people as dumb as this

Wow, that boy Ethan, he is most definitely a Bean Lamp

by faggotdeluxe259 December 20, 2018

gookin on beans

When you’re tripping on meth or any other hard drug. When you’re tweaking

Hey, did you see mom in the kitchen? She’s so high, I’m sure she’s gookin on beans!

by The.basixx December 29, 2018

flickin the bean

When a girl rubs her clitoris

She was flickin the bean in the bathroom before her shower

by Sailormike June 26, 2018

scoob bean

The bit of shit that gets in your mouth when you’re eating a poohole.

No better surprise than a scoob bean when you’re eating ass.

by Coach Scoob Bean August 30, 2018