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Friends & Family Plan

When your sister/brother in law is not being sexually satisfied by their spouse or significant other and want to hook up with you and keep it undercover & within the family.
John: My sister in law told me she is starving for some dick. Said Bill doesn’t do it for her anymore.

Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.
by The Fratriarch October 10, 2023
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Amazon Bonus Plan

When you work for Amazon and they force you and all the other employees to celebrate being the lowest cost center. While they cut all overtime, that employees all count on , so the Site lead can get a huge bonus.
Hey man, I have to get a second job to feed my kids because of this lovely Amazon Bonus Plan!
by Amazonsux October 15, 2023
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ESCAPE PLAN

Did you know that the 12 figure estate plan is the ESCAPE PLAN.
by anonymous October 17, 2023
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peltzer plan

a person who targets a relative to obtain money under the pretenses that it will be paid back but never does
Jimmy did a peltzer plan and got ten thousand dollars from an uncle for a work truck.
by Hyeqlty November 27, 2023
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Planned Parenthood

It's pretty much an abortion corporation that uses the sale of aborted fetuses (especially nonwhite ones) to donate to its super PAC to promote more "pro-choice" causes like a nine-month time frame and abort FOR THE LULZ. They disguise themselves as pro-woman while profiting from their poor life choices. Thats why the Democratic Party is pretty much all Pro-Choice because money makes the world go round!
Planned Parenthood owns the Democrat Party just like the NRA owns the Republican Party
by EpicGamerDefinitions69420 November 28, 2023
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Execute The Plan

When the Indian girl give you head and proceeds to bit your dick off
Max: Yo wanna watch Saitama biting Speed-o'-Sound Sonic's sword?

Random Indian: Nah man it reminds me when Akshara would execute the plan on me
by Cook Chad November 29, 2023
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best-lathed plans

OCD-level-created intentions for working with materials in a machine shop.
Da best-lathed plans can go awry if either yer work-order specs are off by one digit, or yer equipment is even slightly outta whack.
by QuacksO December 10, 2023
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