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Noah Atemas

Noah Atemas also known as Mr. Steal Your Girl can always be found googling random shit and looking at wikipedia.
He especially enjoys rap music videos from the 18th centurie

Noah Atemas suffers from an obsession with Emma Watson and Jenna Ortega and for some reason he seems to consistently end up on Rule 34 websites.

With an exceptionally good hairline Noah Atemas dominates any room he enters.

He is a women magnet, so please believe it, unless your game is tight and you trust her, don't bring her around him because, he's a flirt
- Hey what are you doing
- Just looking at Drake's wikipedia. Did you know that he was born October 24, 1986 and is a Canadian rapper, singer and actor.
- Holy fuck that is such a Noah Atemas moment
by Noah Atemas' new girlfriend February 20, 2023
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Noah Wolle

a/an Noah Wolle is a tech savy perv that likes kids
Man 1: dude that perv was on 4chan gross lmaooo
Man 2: yeah hes a real noah wolle
by nate moldan October 16, 2019
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Noah Russel

The most cutes person in the world. He is a little dirty minded and can be very romantic at times or when needed. If you get to date Noah Russel then you are the luckiest girl in the world.
by Boiiiiiiii;))))) October 31, 2019
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Noah Murphy

The boldest toker the south of Ireland has ever seen. Known for his ability to smoke 9 j’s and still attend his little cousin decos communion in ballymun community parish church.
That young buck Noah Murphy might be my child’s father. — grange moth
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noah hollingum

a gronk
a stupid man
a bad man
shit at everything
by duckfucuck September 8, 2021
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Bad Noah

Beware, Bad Noah appears at first sight to be a regular Noah. But don't be fooled, under intelligent caring persona he is a calculating philanderer.

Bad Noah will make sure you can't sit down the next day, and you'll still thank him for it.

Bad Noah will use every trick in the book to convince you that only you can save him from dispare.

Bad Noah has nailed every female you know. Even your Mum.
Debbie: I would let Bad Noah wreak me, and I'm not even ashamed.
by TheGoldenGlitch September 14, 2021
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Noah Xepapas

Pre school and sister predator and Tasmanian , with a lot of anger issues and am as internet and payed 1100 for a series x.
Noah Xepapas is like Luke
by Noahisawhore September 22, 2021
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