jonathan

The name of thor's hammer according to paul rudd.

I can't believe that iron man couldn't lift jonathan!
When captain america lifted jonathan the crowd went wild.

by phoenixfire013 April 3, 2022

Jonathan

Jonathan is so cool he made the big bang also this person called Dylan that was not his friend has a 2 in

Jonathan is so cool

by coolguy12345678956547654 April 5, 2022

Jonathan

Easily to fall in love with girls that are named milaya. But most Jonathan likes to talk about themselves. Also, they think they're funny but they're are not they tell the worst jokes.

Jonathan is in love with Milaya

by I’m hungry April 9, 2022

Jonathan

A fucking hot ass guy who is good as fuck in bed. I mean his cock is longer than like 8 inches and he makes you have the best orgasms 😫

“Omg have y’all seen jonathan”
“girl yeah his dick is so good”

by briblixs April 11, 2022

Jonathan Gelfond

A big thicc man who acts like a woman, loves photography and is hella feminine.

ugh that jonathan gelfond is beyond.

by adriaadria April 16, 2022

Jonathan

Someone who is really poor but buys expesnive bikes and crossbows.....oh and btw he lives in a tent and is a robot so bring some magnets if you ever see a Jonathan around.

Friend: Lol its Jonathan

Friend 2: i brought some magnets for robo jon

by not gay btw 31 January 4, 2021

Jonathan😫

A very good looking male that can pull any type of religion,skin tone,and gender

Jonathan😫 ur so Deddy

by Jaycapalxt January 17, 2021