Jade Tiger

The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.

Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"

by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017

not jaded

Not lacking enthusiasm nor being tired or lazy

Aerosmith is not jaded

by Not JADED September 23, 2017

teri-jade

Teri-jade is known as a young passionate girl who is very pretty and cleaver always wins in fights, she is very abusive and likes to go to clubs she also likes to style her hair and organise her stuff the night or even week before, she is very passionate about bullying as she dislikes it so much, she is a daddy’s girl and has a talent for singing. She loves doing physical activity’s like swimming and netball and is very popular. Teri-jades most offer have a lot of boyfriends, or a lot of people like her. She has only 2 bestfriends who lives close and travels a lot.

Teri-jade has a voice like angels.

by TessaBrooks_ September 26, 2017

jade puglisi

evil the devil a lying person who is filled with great evil also known as the anti christ wo will bring upon the end of days

jade puglisi is a demon

by thepotato64 October 17, 2017

jade puglisi

a anti christ who will bring upon the end of days

jade puglisi is a demon

by thepotato64 October 17, 2017

Pulling a jade

When you successfully steal any type of alcohol from someone else. This may be at a party, from a relative, from a friend, from a store, etc.

Gaven: “i ran out of crown so i tried pulling a jade and stole some from my neighbor”

by Dat coonass February 18, 2018

Jade holo

A playstation 3 modern warfare 2 trickshotter that uses binds and doesnt want anyone to know. But before he joins the game he always seems to get CFG and the binds menu.

Person: jade holo who is that?
Person 2: jade holo is a trickshotter that uses binds to be good.

by Edgycodplayer February 27, 2018