Flu roll

A loo roll that has been panic bought due to a viral outbreak

Folks are hoarding they’re flu rolls like crazy I can’t get any, supermarket shelves are empty, had to buy extra copies of the daily mail

by Strop waffle March 20, 2020

dyke flu

A flu worse than man flu that dykes get

I have dyke flu but I dont winge about it much like when men have man flu.

by Mindesten September 15, 2020

Eight Hour Flu

The name parents and teachers use to describe the condition children, and sometimes teenagers, get when they don’t want to go to school for a day. From the time they wake up to the time they would be getting home, they seem inconsolable and close to death, but as soon as school is over they’re healthy and happy.

S: EHS Front Office
P: Hi, I’m Mrs. Bueller, my son Ferris is a bit under the weather
S: Oh my goodness ma’am, is he okay?
P: I think he’ll be fine. It seem like it’s just a case of the eight hour flu. I’m not too worried.

by Mrtruebluetest October 2, 2020

Shovel-Ready Flu Shot

The last shot you'll ever need, under The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. May contain lead and/or copper, will leaves trace GSR at the injection site.

Dude, your dad turned 70? Might as well sign him up for his shovel-ready flu shot now...
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!

by geekthang November 2, 2012

Boo Flu

When a friend of yours has recently started dating another, and is suddenly unable to attend and social gatherings because he is with said boo.

"What happened to Jim?" "He got a case of the Boo Flu, we won't hear from him until he is single again"

by RockSickle September 14, 2012

Baby Flu

Being sick and realizing that it's because you're pregnant.

Jenny: I've been sick for the past three weeks.

Betty: Sound like you have the baby flu.

by Robbysin April 5, 2012

Swine Flu

‘catching the swine flu’ to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman

“Chris caught the swine flu last night.”

by C-10 March 4, 2011