jonathan

A beautiful man who is tall, powerful, emotional. perfect. but he refuses to see it. But the world does. The perfect man ready to practice to be perfect. He can twirl a baton better than anyone, it's a Jonathan thing. A real tall glass of water.

god jonathan is so perfect and goofy
jonathan is literally in divine order

by urstepfathersbudussy August 21, 2021

jonathan

having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.

god, jonathan is so perfect
jonathan is in divine order

by urstepfathersbudussy August 21, 2021

Jonathaned

When you accidentally fall down the stairs at the train station and land on a homeless mans dick

“Omg my arse hole was jonathaned yesterday”

by Smeggywillys September 1, 2021

Luke Jonathan Stumbo

Luke Jonathan Stumbo is the sexiest man alive. *drool emoji*

A random girl named Abby that is not friends him: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??"
A random girl named Payton that is not friends with him: "Obviously, Im drooling so it must be him!!"

by tigermama1234 December 4, 2024

Luke Jonathan Stumbo

The sexiest man alive *drool emoji*

A random girl named abby that he is not friends with: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??
A random girls named Payton that he is not friends with "OBVIOUSLY, IM DROOLING SO IT MUST BE HIM??!!"

by tigermama1234 December 4, 2024

Jonathan

The greatest sister diddler known to man. If you have a sister Jonathan will find her and bed her.

You see Jonathan going out with Aaron sister now.

Another one? Ain’t he with Alejandro sister last week?

by GrandTemplarVigilant January 13, 2025

Jonathan Lipschutz

A very nice and well mannered man that know how to treat women right. A Jonathan Lipschutz knows how to be a true gentleman in every situation

Girl 1: he came shopping with me, got me matcha and waited for my uber to arrive.

Girl 2: he is a true Jonathan Lipschutz!

by Maartjepardje July 13, 2025