Toilet swamp

when you shit so much in your toilet it creates its own disgusting ecosystem

Man i made a toilet swamp last night

by Romoboi May 31, 2019

toilet tickets

Another name for toilet paper

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018

toilet espionage

The act of pranking others (friend or foe) that revolves around a toilet.

Person 1: Hey dude, let’s do an upper decker on Creepy Larry’s toilet.

Person 2: Time for some toilet espionage.

by Dutch to the Oven June 6, 2018

Toilet wisdom

Situation when you have a problem, e.g. at work, but don't know how to solve it, and when you are in the toilet - preferably taking a shit - you suddenly come with the solution.

Guys! I have a solution for that nasty bug! I was sitting in the lavatory when got enlightened by the toilet wisdom.

by rufik April 7, 2020

Toilet paper

Something no one has in this Covid-19 pandemic

Me:Excuse me let me speak to your manager!

Manager:what?
Me:do you have any toilet paper??
Manager:No
Me: I hate 2020

by Boigetyosneakersoffmycarpetri April 13, 2020

Toilet paper

Also a holy grail for covidiots at this time. Covidiots somehow think that toilet paper is going to save them from some desease that is pretty much the cold except u cough more. And now because of them, I have to cut my paper towel in halt and give myself crack burns. Great.

Person 1: Why do you have 64 cases of toilet paper???
Covidiot: idk I don't feel safe without it I guess
Person 1: Ur messed up in the head bro

by new guy 101 April 22, 2020

Toilet Paper

Something that white ppl are fighting over cuz they stupid

CHILL W UR TOILET PAPER

by -MermyWazHere- April 26, 2020