Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021

Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.

I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.

by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021

Slow

Anyone named Zack, Cody, Jack/Jake, John or any other basic white male name

That person has always been on the slow side
Isn’t their name Jake Jackson Johnson?
Yep

by gloxiniaofrepose10 June 5, 2023

stupid slow

anyone or thing, such as a process, or procedure that takes any given elongated wait of time that shouldn't .

Its gonna take me an extra hour to get there, traffic is stupid slow right now.

by jgrezn February 23, 2023

Slow

Moving slower than others, or used in a derogatory term by people under the height of 5'3"

Henry: "Isn't Colonel Sanders the Taco Bell guy?"
Magnus: "Are you slow~?"

by jordstkjhbouboub March 21, 2023

Slow

Slow mean you don’t want to do something and you’d rather do something else.

Bro 1: Yo you tryna go see a movie.
Bro 2: I’m chillin it’s hella slow.

by Bootflyer January 29, 2023