We need to talk

The most powerful spell from the book Arcanis Arcanum Vol. VIII. It has 12 chapters describing it. It said it could break anything, relationships, the Earth and the Universe. Practice of this spell is actually legal. If someone chants it, that means ur screwed.

Susan: We need to talk.
The universe: *explodes*

by mutenoMIC November 22, 2020

need time

i fucking need time, ALONE time, without your dumbass, we’re still friends BUT I NEED TIME.

hey i need time :)

by moe fucka November 24, 2020

I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.

John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.

by cookiejack December 19, 2020

Need somebody, baby

I’m still thinking about her :(

I’ve never met Alyssa before. But now that I have, I am too fascinated. I know it sounds cheesy but I’m thinking, “Where have we been all this time?”

Need somebody, baby. <3 I want to talk to this disturbed woman. I want to feel like her hero or something. It would be amazing if she felt the same way about me. :(

I really feel something strongly with her. I’m a little ashamed...

by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020

Needs some get right

When a lesbian needs some real penis just for change

Susan has been so grouchy for the last week, I think she needs some get right.

by Bamahawg November 2, 2020

polar bears need to be saved

on jan 6 2021 trump will be dumping alot of oil into the ocean and it will melt the ice and kill the polar bears.

hey ___ polar bears need to be saved please help them :(

by help polar bears December 30, 2020

Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind

Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop

by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021