by Bishcicle July 16, 2017
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I was exhausted after that four hour meeting, I went to bed but I couldn't fall asleep without my Midnight Sniff.
by Grijn March 16, 2019
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I normally get horny at night,she's alseep by 9 and im horny by midnight so wake her up with my favorite the midnight surpriser
by Dave'snothere June 14, 2018
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by Mtg187 August 7, 2022
Get the Midnight milk drinker mug.Eugene: "Damnit! How much longer do we have to be the hands of doom and kill the unborn in the womb?"
Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."
Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."
by ShamooTheWiseandThick August 21, 2022
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