January 7th

You might have that one friend who gives you their food, so on this day in return, you will give buy them food if they would like it!

Let's go share our food on January 7th in return for them giving to us!

by Lncln December 12, 2019

January 26

Its where you hangout with your boyfriend/girlfriend. If you don’t you a pussy ass hoe.

mike:hey today’s january 26
chad:shit we gotta hangout with our girlfriends
mike:dang i got practice today i can’t
chad:swell..i guess your a pussy ass hoe

by trashytherat42069 January 22, 2020

January and May

A marriage between an older person and one considerably younger. Also said of a relationship: a January-May romance.

Theirs is another case of January and May.

by Eric in BKK June 1, 2020

Jumba January

Where boys and girls go around and use the art of Jumba on each other.

I am going to jumba you so hard, because now it’s Jumba January!

by Mr.Blackman1908 October 7, 2020

January 31

The day where short people must do everything short people want!

January 31 is a day for tall people to get what they want.

by Viknetic January 30, 2023

January 12th

at this day, if a girl is born, she is simply the best. There is a chance she's funny, there's a chance she has emotional intellect, there's a chance she is considerate and there's a chance her name is shez.

Boy: hey I am going to suicide!

Girl: why?

Boy: I met shez and that's all I wanted from my life!

Girl: what's a shez?!!

Boy: someone who is born on January 12th!

by Akkkkuuuuun January 11, 2023

January 5th

Global twink obliteration day. The day that twinks worldwide shake in their cowboy boots at the mere thought of.

“Hey, did you buy your flamethrowers for January 5th yet?”
“Not yet, I’ve been stocking up on dynamite.”

by ☠︎ September 25, 2023