Kraft dinner

When you go for a massage but have sex with the workers instead.

I ordered the Kraft dinner at that shady massage place.

by Waradvisor September 6, 2019

dinner surf

Blagging dinner from your mates wives on consecutive evenings

Craig, are you coming out for a beer?
I can't, I'm dinner surfing round Paul's tonight.

by Bignob September 13, 2017

dirty shrimp dinner

A dirty pussy that smells exactly like rancid shrimp.

I went to go down on Blow Job Betty last night and had to back off because I was met with a large waft from her dirty shrimp dinner.

by Lickus Dickliosis April 6, 2017

veal dinner

a posh dinner, the one people attends in an upper class restaurant.

I'm taking him for a veal dinner, it's our first date!

by Architecte Imaginaire April 16, 2017

dinner 42

When someone gets sucked or eaten out by too people at once

Oh gosh, that girl is sure Dinner 42

by SmollBLT June 13, 2017

Crab dinner

When a girl breaks up with her boyfriend and invites you over for "crab dinner" but is in actuality initiating oral sex

C: How was your day man?
Q: Busy day, did some gardening and had a crab dinner
C: You mean you went bushwhacking and showed off that tongue game.
Q: You know it

by masshole official July 1, 2017

Dinner Box Hard On

When a severely overweight family member mysteriously sprouts a neck for 4 hours when aroused by greasy fast food stuffed into a box. Side effects : necessity to use 2 scales, mental retardation, inability to fix vehicles, and diarrhea of the mouth

My cousin gets a dinner Box Hard on

by Familyroasts November 24, 2017