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Tax

The one thing people hate to pay because they think that taxation is theft, but then use a shitload of services provided by those taxes they paid, such as roads, public school and libraries (And in the case of most non-US developped countries, public hospitals too).

The problem with tax is not the fact that government takes money from it's people, it's how that money is often mismanaged.
Person 1: I refuse to pay taxes!
Person 2: Then please stop walking and driving on roads, stop going to the library and remove your kids from the public school and send them to a private school instead.
Person 1: Why dumbass?
Person 2: Because you're using services that are mostly paid by the taxes you refuse to pay. If you don't want to pay, then you don't haeve the right to use these services.
by Sabin Figaro April 30, 2018
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Haines tax

The overly exorbitant amount that people are willing to pay for this particular brand of boat, mainly due to popularity of certain Facebook pages
That boat was nice, but the Haines tax on it is ridiculous
by Skinny19R June 4, 2018
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twat tax rebate

When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.
When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"
by dooferdog March 21, 2017
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taste tax

when someone who decided not to order anything at fast food (typically french fries) takes some of your food
Bro 1: Bro lemme get some of your french fries
Bro 2: Bro stop violating my rights with your taste tax
by crazyqest November 20, 2017
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Cock Tax

A man who is paying child support or paying out their spouse after a separation.
He has been paying some serious cock tax since Catherine found out he was unfaithful .
by Spanishbride March 16, 2017
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tax a snitch

1) To use force or scare tactics to get the money that's owed to someone, usually for drugs.

2) To exact revenge or payment from someone who has snitched.
"That bitch owes me for the dope - I'm gonna have to tax a snitch to get my cash back."
by truecrime11 September 13, 2016
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Taxes

Doing it with your spouse while your family member is watching/ wants to play
Hey stop found your taxes in front of me it's getting ridiculous
by Bowjwhabahwnehs July 30, 2016
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