Discord

Discord is where all moderators get fat. Joining this random app from the dark web will turn you to a girl. You can talk with other people who are the age of 9.

it started when a sussy baka decided to make a chat with some spices like 69+ age requirement and some buggy ui features.

You can also purchase nitro, a worthless subscription for flexing poor people that costs the amount of 20 kidneys.

You: Im want to try discord!
Brother: Are you sure? theres some baby's in that thingy.

*1 pico seccond later*
You: *Turns into a femboy*
You: *Joins a femboy voice channel*
You: Uwu, im a cute litte femboy >_<
You: Simp for me and il be your girlfriend.
Brother: What have i done.

by NokoDev February 18, 2023

swift, the discord user

Swift is a person who has a silly name and says silly things,
they're also named Monke man.

I met swift, the discord user

by Swifsu February 20, 2023

swift, the discord user

Swift, the person who says funny things and more in etc.
He says deez nuts jokes.

He's also named Monke man

I met swift, the discord user yesterday!

by Swifsu February 20, 2023

Discord Kitty

Meow Meow. Its a discord kitty

You know your discord kitty is probably an undercover FBI agent?

by JohnPoppes February 21, 2023

Discord

A website used for text conversations as well as the festive breeding ground of horny pedophiles.

Bro lets hop on a discord call later.

by massivefuckinganimetitties February 22, 2023

Discord kitten

Some actual fucking idiot that is a female (usually) that meows for their owner AKA a discord mod and each time they meow for them they get like 2 yr nitro
Hey kinda like DreamIsGay
Quactittie: your my discord kitten now dream (gives Dream 2 yr nitro)
DreamIsGay: MEOW
GeorgeNotStraight: My heart has been broken one too many times (slaps quacktittie in the ass)
Quacktittie: (coughs in ipad kid)

EPIK ANIME BATTLE HAPPEN

like i said discord kittens are idiots on discord that meow for a discord mod to get like 2 year nitro

by Furriessuckcockforfunantifurry December 20, 2023

Fuck The Discord Members week

From December to December 27th - January 2nd every discord owner can harass the members. This lasts one week and the members can't do anything about it.
Hey, it's Fuck The Discord Members Week, let's harass our discord members.

ITS FUCK THE DISCORD MEMBERS WEEK AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO!

by Prunseletmein December 21, 2023