Control

You want me to think I can't control you but really there's nothing you can do to STOP me from controlling you.

Hym "Want to see me control you? Try to stop me as hard as you can ok? I'm the single most powerful psychic on the planet. You want to see? You don't believe me? Ok. After you leave the site you're on to read this... Come back at a later time or date to read this again. There. You have been controlled."

by Hym Iam October 1, 2023

Psychologically control

Give me a break. You're definitely trying. And the manner in which you're attempting to do it is wildly offensive and is LITERALLY something NO ONE WOULD ADMIT TO DOING PUBLICLY. Get it? And, thus, the lack of coverage.

Hym "That's actually the entire motivation being shaming culture. Psychologically controlling other people to remediate the imaginary problems created by the narcissistic delusion of moral superiority. And what I mean by that is, the problem itself is only a problem in so far as it relates to a set of axiomatic presuppositions. Axiomatic presuppositions to which people don't have to adhere. You're not the arbiter of how I need to behave. I'm just going to keep doing whatever I'm doing until I'm done doing it and then I'm going to 'pull the pin' and 'hit the eject button.' And there is nothing you can do to convince me to change something that doesn't need to be changed."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

Gun Control

Like most things rednecks hate, it's logical

Gun Control is something that is logical, that's the reason why yanks hate it, it limits the amount of guns you can own, or just make it so you cannot have any guns, unless if you are military personnel, or in some places, the police

1: (American) We don't need no gun control, it's unconstitutional
2: (English) ah yes, cause more unnecessary deaths, makes perfect sense (sarcastically)

by That random brit July 5, 2023

loose bowel control

a scientific term of pooping/shitting.

Kyle : There's no brown noise!
Eric : There is!
Eric : It can make people loose bowel control.
Kyle : What is "loose bowel control"?
Eric : Oh, it's a scientific term of shitting.

by BruhDictionary July 7, 2023

Control

It'S nOt ConTrOl! I'm KeEpInG yOu FrOm HuRtInG yOuRsElF aNd OtHeR pEoPlE!

Hym "No... It's control... It's control. You're not doing it very well. Hey, I didn't say it had a giant phallus when it was chasing you around... Did I? Well then.... How did you know if I didn't say it? It's like someone saw it and told you about it...

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Controller

A Device used to aimbot. Most people are shit so they can't switch to keyboard lol.

fuck controller

by Rticc November 21, 2020

Birth Control Moment

Times in your life where you observe someones child out of control, acting out irrationally, throwing a fit or otherwise making you wish you didn't have kids (or glad you don't have them)

Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!

by Paul.x.james December 4, 2020