Computer

Where most people live nowadays.

"Hey have you ever used a computer?"
"Yeah, have you?"

by JakeHale07 October 29, 2019

Sitting on the computer for an hour

what dad's say you have been doing when it really has been one minute

Me: I am going to play the computer
Mom: okay
Dad: *gets home from work
also dad: *instantly yells swears at me about how i have been sitting on the computer for an hour until I cry.

by Dramat1c November 2, 2020

Computer

an electronic device for storing and processing data, typically in binary form, according to instructions given to it in a variable program.

I did my homework on my new computer.

by society mercops November 2, 2020

computer's

A gadget made out of wires, and copper, for stalking and hunting people.

A horrible mistake and should be banished

''Hey! He's Watching Porn On his multiple Computer's!''

by Cock-Ball-Torture January 14, 2021

apple computer

shit

apple computers are shit

by fffuckkk March 16, 2021

computer

something i want to punch after a day of online school

im sick and tired of quarantine. not even my computer can take it, its starting to run slow

by johny fucking depp April 5, 2021

Fuckass Computer

A name for Emils bitch ass computer.

Jorgamund: Woah Dude, what a fuckass computer

Dilo: Yea lets burn it

by 4372912938 April 26, 2021