Beach Noob

A person whom thinks they are cool at the beach with their "friends". Also known as a tourist, douche bag, and jerk off.

Wow, That beach noob sure does look cool with all of his friends.

This beach is now infested with a bad case of beach noobs.

by Lickmycornhole July 13, 2011

beach lizard

Old people on the beach wearing speedos or bikinis that have had a bit too much sun in their life so their skin looks like tanned leather.

Get a load of that beach lizard.

by Randy R Randleman August 7, 2020

Beer Beach

An alliance of people who hate niggers and love beer

Me and my friends are going beer beach

by Rebelcow234 August 7, 2022

Palm Beach

the act of pulling down your pants and squatting to urinate

“Alex, stop palm beaching in public!”

by bethanykline August 9, 2022

Daytona Beach

The largest hub for artists, musicians and free thinkers in the United States. The growing population sees daily influx from Brooklyn, San Fransisco, Austin, Portland, UK and Europe. The rapid artistic growth in the area has been attributed to the luring aspects of unparalleled romance provided by the charismatic homeless and sandy white beaches. With endless untapped content for the artists, Daytona is known as the most entertaining city for the young and creative.

Person 1: "Daytona Beach is the new Portland."

Person 2: "Man, I've been hearing everyone say that."

by AwesomeRadTron March 23, 2010

miami beach

the act of covering a girls pussy in sand and proceeding to fuck her making it feel like you are fucking on miami beach

James wanted to do something sweet for his wife so he gave her a miami beach

by ORIGINAL JEWFRO February 28, 2009

Beach Whores

Slutty girls at the beach trying to get the beach boys to give them mating calls (see Beach Boy Mating Call). These girls are either chunky monkeys or cheerleaders at the local school. However, on rare occasions, you can see old beach whores that are saggy and gross.

They will also stalk you if you are a girl and getting the said mating call.

Girl: Those girls like beach boy mating calls
Girl 2: Good, the guys will stop giving them to us.
Girl: They are such Beach Whores.
Girl 2: I kno rite.

by Hey-B-C-D-E-F June 7, 2010