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Vanilla Ice

White rapper whose real name is Robert Van Winkle, but it should be 'Rip Off Van Winkle' because his only hit was 'Ice Ice Baby' which totally RIPPED OFF the bassline and a piano riff direct from the 1981 hit 'Under Pressure' by Queen and David Bowie. His rip-off song went to #1 in the United States during the autumn of 1990 but practically anybody who knew Bowie or Queen knew this was outright musical plagiarism of the highest degree. Queen and Bowie sued his ass in the biggest musical royalty copywrite dispute in UK history. Vanilla Ice got stung big time. His cred suffered even more when he claimed to have come from the Miami hip-hop scene and it was revealed that he grew up in a suburb of Dallas. His next single was 'Play that Funky Music' (a cover) which went nowhere. He tried to salvage his reputation by a cameo appearance in the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2' with a band, doing the 'Ninja Rap' but that didn't stop the snowballing backlash. He soon released a 'live' home video and album in the spring of 1991. That fall he 'starred' in a new movie that tanked, critics said it was shit. It was available on home video just in time for Christmas 2 months later. Since then he largely fell out of the public eye and his Famous Fifteen Minutes ended so fast.
Vanilla Ice was lauded in 1990 as a 'modern James Dean'. Today his fame is a footnote , he's a shooting star, a fraud. The hip-hop community largely disowns him. He basically is a Pat Boone of rap, IOW a milquetoast poser for the suburban whites who think they have a clue about street culture and hip-hop BUT THEY DON'T. Vanilla Ice is a joke.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2020
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Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president
by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020
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French Vanilla Hoe

These girls are a lot like Pumpkin Spice Hoe just instead of overdoing the whole basic girl in fall thing, they don’t drink PSLs, they are hipsters. They drink French vanilla iced coffees. They always get the biggest size possible but never are able to finish.
Hey look over there, it’s that French vanilla hoe with her huge French vanilla coffee she won’t finish.
by angelica.eliza.and.peggy October 12, 2017
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Vanilla

that dude is such a Zed, like cmon man, such a vanilla
by Gayerthan69 October 20, 2017
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vanilla stir stick

A vanilla stir stick is a hard cock that has sperm residue all over it from cumming in a vagina. Especially common when giving a cream pie.
Hey T... you really like sucking on my vanilla stir stick after I cum all up in you.

Yeah D, I love the taste of your sperm
by Big truck, small dick November 2, 2017
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vanilla card

by Bang tan boys April 20, 2018
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white vanilla

A name given to white people who think they are gangsters.
Look at that white vanilla trying to rap to Cardi B
by UrbanBamboo March 14, 2018
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