the old Wamsuttas

Literally, a set of bedsheets common to New Englanders, named for a 17th Century Wampanoag sachem. Used as a double entendre by Carla Tortelli in an episode of CHEERS to refer to the conjugal sheets betwixt which the overly fecund waitress has created numerous children herself.

CARLA: Tell me something, Red. Are professional athletes better between the old Wamsuttas than ordinary men?

by FinskiForever April 29, 2012

The old cheese

Your mother. Someone elses mother.

She has children, she is a old cheese. I am going to call the old cheese.

by The Cheez June 20, 2012

Old reliable

An old object, e.g. a car, an instrument, a device, etc. which is still operational and reliable.

Jimmy's old reliable was his 1969 Ford Mustang, which he restored from his grandfather after gaining ownership of it.

by Psssuuuuu June 9, 2023

Old porn

A collection of porn magazines and videos one has had for a long time. Had so long and looked and watched so many times that it becomes the same old porn and doesn't get one off anymore.

Father: Son, I have a box of old porn to give to you.

Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.

by cpetkunas February 20, 2023

Old plate

An old plate is referring to your ex

I will never talk to my “old plate” again !

by Definitionprincess July 17, 2018

Old Joris

1) Old Joris is de Joris die 20 uur per dag CS:GO speelde.

2) De Joris die minimaal 150 kilo weegde.

3) Old Joris verloor nooit een clutch.

4) Old Joris was niet beter dan Nerder maar hij was wel oke.

Old Joris had die niet gemist.
Old Joris IS BACK!!
new Joris is shit....

by Nerder The King April 17, 2018

Old Salt

An experienced sailor, generally on the East Coast, with loads of sea wisdom and tales to tell.

I enjoyed meeting your grandfather, he’s a proper Old Salt.

by OldMoneyBunny August 24, 2022