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Matthew

A dumbass motherfucker who is just a idiot who plays u with your emotions rubs ur thigh IN CHURCH then FUCKING DENIES IT TO UR FUCKING FACE and say I love u then not even say it back THEN DUMPS U BC U DONT PUT OUT AND IS A PIECE OF SHIT
Guy: “ I’m gonna dump u if u don’t let me finger u”
Girl: “ r u serious
Guy: “ Ye ”
Girl: “ Stop being such a Matthew ”
by bh_baby December 25, 2018
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Matthew Deacon

A smart and loving man that loves to go on adventures.
by Mdeac01 July 13, 2015
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Matthew Creasey

A rare type of egg, with small hairs on the top.
"...and here we see a wild Matthew Creasey, in its natural habitat."
by mynameisjimandiworkina October 15, 2016
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Muddy Matthew

The same concept as the "wet willy," except instead of sticking the finger in their mouth, the attacker first sticks their finger in their bum
"I was sitting in my room the other day when I thought my brother gave me a wet willy. It was only after i smelled something putrid did I realize that it was really a Muddy Matthew"
by Muddy Matthew April 1, 2016
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matthew hurley

The nicest, and most polite person you`ll ever meet. This person is more than likely a boy, handsome/pretty, and Matthew doesn't know it, Matthew is quiet, Matthew is looked at as a weird or awkward person, but that is so he can talk to the people that will talk to him first so he knows who his friends are. Be nice to Matthew, he wants friends but doesn't know how to.
WOW MATTHEW HURLEY IS A MOUSE PAD< CREAMY CHEESE.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HIS UNDERWARE!
by jhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjh December 22, 2016
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Matthew korecki

Hey do you know matthew korecki?
YES HES A VAPE LORD
by Stephslunch December 23, 2016
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matthew clayton

Matthew Clayton is a down to earth guy who usually think he’s better than anyone else. He loves to shop, using at Gucci and flannels just for a fucking cactus. He loves geese and ASMR. He’s genuinely a great person and you would beg to be around. But he does have a maid so watch out ladies, kelly is watching you. He also loves big pecks, preferably someone called Megan. He loves thicc legs and thinks he’s sister slim thicc.
Girl 1: damn he’s thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Girl 2: it’s gotta be a Matthew Clayton
by Mrsmatthewclayton November 4, 2018
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