A dumbass motherfucker who is just a idiot who plays u with your emotions rubs ur thigh IN CHURCH then FUCKING DENIES IT TO UR FUCKING FACE and say I love u then not even say it back THEN DUMPS U BC U DONT PUT OUT AND IS A PIECE OF SHIT
Guy: “ I’m gonna dump u if u don’t let me finger u”
Girl: “ r u serious ”
Guy: “ Ye ”
Girl: “ Stop being such a Matthew ”
Girl: “ r u serious ”
Guy: “ Ye ”
Girl: “ Stop being such a Matthew ”
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