Cry da Poostah

To pout because of insult or ridicule. One cries da Poostah after having been demoralized or put down by someone or something dear to them.

"Dan cries da Poostah when he is teased in Government class."

"Im'a cry da Poostah."

Tommy sat silently in the dark on the couch holding his head in his hands. His girlfriend had just left him because he is a pussy. He quietly whimpered, "........poostah...."

by The Chevy Rides On December 22, 2008

Cry Style

happens when someone is playing a game and gets pwned very badly and starts making excuses as to why he got his ass handed to him

T1m3keeper has defeated you
VenoM: butterfly moar
T1m3keeper: cry style moar

by AdarMalik January 2, 2009

cry turd

A turd that has not been flushed and sitting in a toilet soaking up water. Someone comes along and pees on it causing a cloud of turd particles to be around the turd. I call people this when they are whining about something excessively.

Dude 1 "Man my gf made me go shopping with her and yelled at me when I tried to wander off."

Dude 2 "Ya, so? Its kinda goes the territory with having a gf."

Dude 1 "We were walking around one store for an hour. It was sooo boring."

Dude 2 "Oh quit being a cry turd!"

by punbucket January 8, 2015

masti-cry

cry wank. To masturbate while crying. The crying can be of negative or positive reasons such as your football team winning, breaking up with your girlfriend, or even having just survived a life threatening incident resulting in absolute euphoria.

Oh no, I'm approaching my 30s and as a direct result I'm having some sort of life crisis. I also need to masturbate before the Mrs. comes home from work. Looks like I'm having a masti-cry before she gets back again.

by Careless1 March 5, 2015

Crying for the Buried

When you had lost the valuable things and regret deeply no matter you will get the same things again.

I have been crying for the buried since 3 months and make me chagrin

by Moulish Rated - R Punk April 26, 2015

crying snakes

An alternation for "Christ sakes" for when you have verbal communication issues that day and can't talk right.

You can't do that for crying snakes!

by CaramelloKoala December 31, 2015

donkey crying

Donkey crying is when you cry, really, really hard while making an ugly face and whailing loudly. So much so that you look and sound like a donkey.

Guy 1; "The other day Cara broke up with me, we were together for 5 years, so naturally, I donkey cried for hours."
Guy 2; "When my Ex left me I couldn't go five minutes without donkey crying."

by Lee da Bee March 26, 2016