London Tool

Long makeshift knife/machete, usually made from a pre-existing kitchen knife base or made entirely from scratch which is illegal to own in Britain

please note: this is not meant to discriminate against the British

'ay ay shit this guy got a london tool on him'

by theplayer123122 October 12, 2023

Track tool

noun
1. A POS that has to have a screen from the DIY store, but can also not have one at all. A 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘭 has a "soul" as it is from a legacy brand living off its 100 year "history".

"Nils wants to own a track tool as a weekend car, even though he soon realises his FWD EV shitbox is more enjoyable than his dream ferrari gelato"

by TeslaFanboi123 February 17, 2021

circle tool

an animation cliche that is most likely seen in some flipaclip animations.

user: oh god, look, it's the well-known circle tool.

by dagr8estgamer April 17, 2022

tools down

To stop work and relax, mostly used by Scotty Cam on The Block

Scotty Cam: Rightio blockheads, tools down.

by bloodyoath August 29, 2021

Tool Bag

Someone who is a Tool and a Douche Bag.

Girl 1: My boyfriend is such an asshole.
Girl 2: Girl, don't worry about it, he's just a Tool Bag.

by Ashhhhhhhhhhhhhy August 28, 2010

Cock Tool

One who is enslaved by the fallic object known as the penis. A compound of two slang words, "tool" and "cock".

Yo that kid was talking trash about you what a cock tool.

by RabidPanda October 21, 2003

tool shed

A place to "hwhack it." It is very important to emphasize the "h" at the beginning.

Butthead: Hey, Beavis, hu-hu, Mr. Anderson's coming.
Mr. Anderson: Hey! You boys better not be out there hwhackin in my tool shed!

by CapnCratch September 4, 2009