Da "wound up" feeling dat you experience when da snow starts to recede and da first green shoots of grass start coming up, making you feverishly compelled to go and check da tempered-steel coiled-wire components of your lawn and garden equipment to see if they still possess adequate pull, or if they are too saggy and weak to do their strong-and-quick-return-motion job anymore.
Da term "spring tension" and also refer to da yearly period when "young men's thoughts turn to love", and thus you are concerned dat if you manage to sneak a willing female home wif you, your parents --- or even worse, da girl's parents, if you two also end up at her house on some of da occasions when you "get it on" --- will hear da tell-tail squeaking of your mattress-coils.
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"And if you trigger those spring locks, two things will happen: first the locks themselves will snap right into you, making deep cuts all over your body, and a split second later, all the animatronic parts, all that sharp steel and hard plastic will instantly be driven into your body. You will die, but it will be slow. You’ll feel your organs punctured, the suit will grow wet with your blood, and you will know you’re dying for long, long minutes. You’ll try to scream, but you will be unable to: your vocal cords will be severed, and your lungs will fill with your own blood until you drown in it." -William Afton describing a Spring lock Failure, The Silver Eyes
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Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”
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Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”
by tiddynope November 1, 2023
Get the Incestuous Off-spring mug.Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ.
Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”
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