by nummyskully October 2, 2023
Get the Smurf cat mug.A want-to-be fuckboy that's hitting his golden years! Tries to be fly and dress in style. You can spot him by his gray or white hair. Needs everyones attention to feel good. Will lie and cheats to get what he wants from females. Takes them back to his place but can't keep it up long enough to satisfy anyone!
by $Illy $ally July 3, 2023
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Get the smurf pillow mug.Smurfs are little blueberry looking communist midgets who are led my big daddy smurf 'Papi Smurf' There are many other smurfs such as smorfs,smurfling ,smu
by Kaiidds June 8, 2022
Get the Smurf mug.Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
by ButterFlew June 22, 2022
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