Simon Nørager

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Simon Nøragers skjorte

by halfdsadf October 24, 2018

Simon

Simon is a type of guy from the Swedish woods. He likes basketball and boys from Kongo. Er mag Jungs mit Milch. He has a small head too. He is not good as a defender at the soccer team. His mom is the coach.

Person 1: Simon, you okay?
Person 2: No mate... I’m Swedish

by Swedishsoccerhater November 8, 2018

Simon

Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough

Oh my god he’s tiny I bet twenty quid he’s called simon

by YcaUAD March 16, 2019

Simon

A guy that wrecked a kid tonight

Lets simon a kid!

by Suckmyassxx1234 January 11, 2019

simon

A company that makes bad quality toys.

Mattel is a simon company.
Is Mattel a simon?

by Leon Messerelli June 14, 2018

Simon

2 WORDS... BIG DICK

Hi, you seem like a Simon by the size it is

by Your cousin, dickhead a.k.a ri August 10, 2018

Simon

Hes a pretty cool guy

Simon is Simon

by DownLoode February 13, 2019