trailer shrimp

Cockroaches. Especially the larger ones sometimes called "Waterbugs" by people who don't want to admit they have giant roaches.

Hey man, do you want to go over to Cletus's place? He said he was making dinner.

Hell no, that place is crawling with trailer shrimp.

by TrailerShrimp July 4, 2023

Willy’s Shrimp Shack

When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.

Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?

Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!

by WillyTheWankTank August 1, 2023

Shrimp Bread

The money a man makes to compensate for his less than average penis size.

"Did you hear? John got that tech job he wanted"
"ppft why would I care? We all know its Shrimp Bread"

by anonymousagnony August 15, 2023

shrimp dick

big ass fucking dick

wow you have a shrimp dick it's like 7 inches

by percaholiv August 17, 2023

Never eating the shrimp

It means to stand by what you say
Or as others say Standing on Business

Damn he never eating the shrimp!!!

by Bigfatmonkeyforhead April 6, 2024

You shrimp

Used by 2Slimey fans to describe something bad 👀

Example: You Shrimp Af! 😭😭🦐🦐🍤🔥

by Slimekrew April 9, 2024

shrimp potter

Noun. An indivual, usually femail but not necessarily so, who has a particular knack for attracting men with small penises.

Christ Sharon, I've e done it again, picked up a guy last night who rattled around like a marble in a bin lid. Why am I the world's biggest shrimp Potter?

by Myersrum April 9, 2024