Positive gangster

A businessman who smiles and brings people up and keeps it 100 and doesn't lie unless it's a Noble lie.

Man that guy is really a positive gangster

by R2O September 23, 2022

Tested Positive

Having a big dick

Marty tested positive... for having a big dick

by Cheeseconeys October 18, 2022

Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.

Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!

by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022

Positive Misgendering

positive misgendering.

using the wrong term, maam even if its a he/him or anything similar, or sir even if its a she/her or anything similar. this only applies if its in a joke and used purely for comedy, both sides must be comfortable and fine with this or else it's negative.

(male) person 1: show an example of positive misgendering.
person 2: maam, this is a Wendy's

by rgtthrdsewfrgb December 16, 2021

positive

Positive isn't the same thing as happy, though a lot of people get them mixed up.

A lot of people try to tell you be positive, which implies that it will make you happy to be positive, but positivity and happiness are not the same thing.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022

Nugget-position

A perfect cat loaf with the feet and tail tucked in to the point where they are no longer visible.

My cat sat down and went into a perfect nugget-position.

by Free chicken nuggets January 28, 2022

Emissionary position

A sexual position similar to the missionary position, but with an undesirable release of flatulence during coitus by the partner on top

He paid her bills and loved her kids, but when he busted out the emissionary position she fell out of love with his farting ass.

by Joshua Judges Ruth February 1, 2022