parental controls

dont you mean: ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

person 1: my dad put parental controls on my phone

person 2: damn, i feel your loss

person 1: no need to worry, i took care of that piece of shit hides gun behind his back

by AntichamberYellow January 5, 2024

control

homeschooling

Parent to Other Person: "I homeschool my kids."
Other Person to Parent: "Oh, you mean to say you wish to exert maximum control over every single facet of your offspring's youth?"
Parent: "Ya, that's actually fair to say."

by marutimaruti January 7, 2024

zone control

What campers use to make themselves sleep at nite

I don't camp I am just using zone control

by Luckyyy16 January 14, 2024

voice control

a word that maya abuaish shouted in computer class (wasn't even the correct answer)
og inside joke

miss arwa: can you guys give me and example?
maya: VOICE CONTROL!!!!

by cantsleepsobored November 14, 2023

Control the narrative

Control the situation

They filed a police report first in order to control the narrative

by Ameilus December 22, 2022

Cruise Control

Cruise Control is shity MIL

Cruise Control suck balls

by B7RLE December 31, 2022

Pest control

Throwing a hand warmer packet at your friends singular nut, right or left.

"bouta preform some pest control"

by OfficialGooseStudios November 21, 2023