they need an oscar

a "joke" used by people born in 2011 +. It is usually found on YouTube shorts.

Another form of this is "they don't need an oscar, the oscar needs them"
If you type these comments, you are a clown.

*fish swims*
AhmedGamer7272: THEY NEED AN OSCAR!
WolfPackLover: He deserves an oscar!
FortniteAmosug: They don't need an oscar, the oscar needs them!

by Avatarmint September 16, 2023

No need to order all the burgers on the menu

There is no need to give an extended explanation, a yes or no reply is sufficient.

No need to order all the burgers on the menu, I don't actually care just let me know which one you'd chose girl.

by Aero_1223 September 28, 2023

You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on!

It's brotherly love guy. No no we are not gays.

Mikaela: I want your period blood. You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on! I have always been your friend!

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

I need to do wee wee

When a toddler needs to pee.

I need to do wee wee!

by xdr5t3evq3q October 7, 2023

i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant

Boy-Wanna fuck

Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap

by Avl November 27, 2021

Nat Nat Needs A Pat Pat Senior

a dumbass bitch that lives on the street

You do not want to be Nat Nat Needs A Pat Pat Senior

by Duma$$ Bi$h October 17, 2019

hy we don’t need school

Spanish: Dora
English: We speak it
Math: Calculator

Science: We have NASA
Music: Spotify

Drama: TikTok

PE: Walking back and forth to the kitchen

Writing: Just text
Reading: If you are reading this now you obviously know how to read

And this is why we don’t need school

by diddly_dum_dum November 14, 2020