Lucky liquid

Any liquid you keep safe, just as a good luck charm

I think I’m gonna ace this test, I brought my lucky liquid

by Mrbobpants April 3, 2022

Liquid gold

Alcohol

Advertiser: This flask can hold 2 shots full of liquid gold!
Person: Oh, is that what they're calling alcohol nowadays?

by dinoroki April 17, 2022

Liquiding

Throwing away an easy win in recognizable fashion.

"OMG THEY'RE LIQUIDING"

by Piesso January 30, 2022

Liquid Stranger

When you pee in someone else's pants while they are wearing them.

He loves to liquid stranger people at concerts.

by Goldbrick October 13, 2021

liquid tightrope

Taking shots of alcohol periodically during a formal or family function while attempting to maintain your balance and composure.

I’m not ready for the in-laws to show up this weekend. I might be walking the liquid tightrope Saturday night.

by MCRAzyLGB October 30, 2021

walking the liquid tightrope

Taking shots of alcohol periodically during a family or formal event while trying to maintain balance and composure.

I am not looking forward to my in-laws coming over this weekend. Saturday I might be walking the liquid tightrope.

by MCRAzyLGB October 31, 2021

Liquid shits

The kind of shits that make doing something that demands a higher amount of fitness than what most people (no matter what they look like) do on an average day that much more difficult.

How would you like to get your home invaded on a night where you had the liquid shits? You ate some soup or some curry beforehand and the most fucked up thing about it is you were wide awake when they broke in, but since your GI tract wouldn't act right long enough to effectively incapacitate the intruders, you died at a young age.

by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021