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Grease n Shit

When you grab a hold of a body part of another perosn who hasnt showered in a Brian like amount of time. Multiple days of grease and shit will begin oozing towards the surface of his/her skin. Once infected by this “grease and shit” the only cure is to shit your pants in an XBox Live party.
“Ah fuk, atleast i shower.... whenever someone touches you they get a pound of grease n shit”
by Grand Wizard Cock June 3, 2018
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Interdimensional grease denomination

The act of sticking your penis through a black hole (assuming you can withstand the black hole devouring you) and allowing whatever is on the other side to grease your mandingo, you then pull it out and smack a complete stranger in the face with the remnants, the person on the receiving end of the post interdimensional mandingo slap then has to wrap their fingers around the shaft of the mandingo (gently) and say "ooga booga" 3 times in 5 seconds. When the interdimensional grease denomination is done correctly the person pursuing it will nut 50 times.
Man 1: Hey man, have you tried Interdimensional grease denomination?
Man 2: Nah, you?
Man 1: Hell yeah man, never came so hard in my fucking life.
by cp25811 June 5, 2018
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Grease Jocky

The greasiest person you know. Sits in filth, takes no showers, and wears the same clothes all the time.
Person 1: Did you see that guy who’s always wearing the same hoodie?

Person 2: Omg yes! He’s such a grease jocky!
by Blazeit June 17, 2019
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grease cow

Someone who sucks up to women/Peter Calivous
That bitch a grease cow if i’ve seen one
by Sketchy sketch123 March 26, 2019
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Greased

The act of completing or consuming something extremely fast.
"Damn, we're gonna be late for class. Let me grease these yogurts real quick."
"I just greased the fuck out of that midterm. Shit was easy af."
by LSGOE March 31, 2019
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Grease

Mr. Janusic
John: Did you see how much grease was in Janusic's hai?
Sam: You mean any greasier than normal?
by andrewitdacoc September 24, 2019
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day grease

the sweaty build up between your ball sack and taint after a heavy day of physical labour.
"I have to have a shower to wash away this day grease."
by Splateen74 October 15, 2019
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