classic female experience

never being able to cum

"joel was talking to his wife (female) (thai) about her classic female experience when he had an idea about fixing it. His wife (female) (thai) knew nothing could be done about his erectile dysfunction"

by number1joelhater July 19, 2024

certified blox classic

known as the album that involves roblox-related songs

Person 1: do you wanna listen to some certified blox classics
Person 2: put on guest mode and yeah

by jey kaweedo April 6, 2025

OOF Classic

When you say you're going to join vc then you don't is called the OOF Classic

"Who wanna vc" "Me" - oof doesn't join for 5 hours this is called the OOF Classic

by Maybeism April 8, 2025

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by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

classic Pele

means when you fuck a teenage boy and pay him for sex with new IPhone

Don't you have a cheap new iPhone? I am going out with my cousin, and I will do classic Pele.

by Pelemaker April 5, 2024

The Classic Bulgarian Trap

A fake historical event used to trick history nerds online

Ah yes William II, Prince of Orange and his incompetence at Waterloo. One could say he fell into the Classic Bulgarian Trap.

by ZanyMOFO April 8, 2024

The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.

“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”

by Yap Attack April 30, 2024