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Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).
The goody two shoes Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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chicago deep dick

When you put a frozen cube of lube into someone and then provide the deep dick
I gave her a Chicago deep dick last night, it took forever for the KY to freeze
by Not Young Honey February 21, 2021
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Chicago sausage shuffle

When you jerk off 2 people while also taking it in every hole including eye and ear hole
Jack wanted to do a Chicago sausage shuffle but I said no
by Ecrotex March 14, 2021
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Chicago Paycheck

JFK cashed in his Chicago Paycheck.
by YourSexyDad March 25, 2021
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Chicago White Sock

A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)

This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!
by DamnGoodCockSock April 1, 2021
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Chicago cumshot

When a guy blows his load into the barrel, chamber, or loaded magazine of a firearm then uses that firearm to blow the load onto/into the face of another person.
I got kicked out of the gun club when i gave the range safety officer a chicago cumshot.
by Jay64 July 7, 2022
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Chicago Soft Serve

I pranked Sam so hard when I gave him my Chicago Soft Serve
by JustLib July 17, 2022
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