board monkey

Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.

"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"

reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"

by Will of Stone February 5, 2004

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scandanavian scotch diving board

laying your tip on someone’s open mouth and pouring scotch down your shaft

rob tried to give me the ole scandanavian scotch diving board last night but it was too small

by Averagefloridian July 3, 2025

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Jet Washed the Soffit Boards

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.

Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!

by Albionest July 13, 2025

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boarding school

A school where the students are bored in school, often spending long hours in a structured environment that leaves little room for excitement or creativity.

After a year at boarding school, I can confirm it’s just a place where boredom goes to thrive!

by Emotional Cruiser July 17, 2025

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Golden water board

When a girl squats over your face while grabbing onto your head and peeing directly onto your face hence making it hard to breathe while she is pissing on you.

Make sure you drink a lot of water before you give him a golden water board

by snoozieWTF September 9, 2025

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