Bass Clarinet

NOT a saxophone!!

Football player 1: what instrument is that?
Football player 2: I think it’s a saxophone...
Drum major: *throws baton* NOT a SaXiPhOnE!

Me: Bass Clarinet!
Football player 1: what the heak is that?

by Emmadilemma1305 March 20, 2019

BASS THRILLERS

The most artistic and perfect producer who loves have parties and having fun

BASS THRILLERS IS NEXT UP

by FUTUREPAST April 16, 2019

bass torture

What eggs do all of the time

ladida fuck this field it's useless bass torture there accept this shit now

by Not E g g August 23, 2019

titty bass

When you smack them titties and the noise is below 41 Hz.

My new track uses titty bass.

by CoochCatcher April 21, 2018

Grass bass

Any edible land grazing animal. Such as cows, deer and lamb

Person 1: hey any luck fishing today?
Person 2: no ima just gonna go to the store and get some grass bass.

by Ptrick94 March 26, 2017

slap'n the bass

where you slap the bass to hard. Your rectum takes offence

guy: Man I think I was slap'n the bass to hard

Guy 2 : I know bruv it kills init. My wife tried slap'n the bass last night

by That 420 guy October 30, 2017

dum-bass

noun: nickname for a stupid person born with fish-like features.

also applies to people who are acting like dumb asses.

"You know Pattie? She just got her wisdom teeth pulled."
"Oh yeah, her cheeks are so fat she looks like a fish."
"What a dum-bass."

"we went out fishing yesterday, and I thought I caught a big one! It turned out I had just hooked Rich... what a dum-bass."

by Sir Rufus Rumpshire VII February 19, 2018