by 94Lex October 13, 2019
Get the Wind sock mug."No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!
Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction mug.Andrew thought to himself:
-I hope we reach our floor soon, someone cut wind in the elevator and I'm dying.
-I hope we reach our floor soon, someone cut wind in the elevator and I'm dying.
by Svenpai March 21, 2018
Get the Cut Wind mug.After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.
by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018
Get the Wind Shits mug.A rare disorder that occurs in horses. Their heads will spin in a circle and looks as if they are trying to keep their eyes focused on a single wind turbine propeller as it spins around and around.
by NotKeithhhhh May 17, 2018
Get the Wind Turbine Syndrome mug.She nasty. Girl grabbed on to a door with her front teeth and then WIND-SUCKed all the dust bunnies right up her cucci.
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