Me when the

Some random meme that your friend might have sent you. More of less meaning either my reaction to that information or just my reaction to this or that

Friend one-"Dude, watch this video," friend two-"Lol, me when the

by anonymous March 13, 2023

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

Me when

A pretty not so common but common template that is used to relate to oneself in a situation when a situation occurs

"Push him, push him down the stairs!!"

"Me when I see a man in a wheelchair.😂"

by Bro just let me write defines April 2, 2023

when it rains it whores

After a dry spell with women, you suddenly have more loose ladies than you can handle. An embarrassment of riches.

Similar to "when it rains, it pours"

Guy 1: "I haven't met anyone in a long time. Last night I met 3 girls at the bar when I was loaded"

Guy 2: "When it rains it whores"

by Matches&Gasoline January 26, 2023

when your having a strokreknn3een5nenenmrfgt

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i am mentally unstable

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jeff: when your having a strokreknn3een5nenenmrfgt? wow thats silly can i get a large frie with thre burhgr

by ghostpossessedbyahuman January 27, 2023

Sound off when you're done.

In the California prison system when you break one of the rules within' your own car, you get broken off. The first couple of minor offenses result in you being broke off with an additional set of burpees on top of your daily mandatory set. Traditionally upon completion of your daily mandatory set of burpees you will sound off. Meaning you shout a cadence representing your particular group. That being said, when you break a rule that requires you to be broken off, nobody tells you what they think you did, there is no arguing your case. To save time, and breathe whoever is running things for your car just looks at you and says, "sound off when your done."

Inmate X - "I think I got lucky, nobody noticed my bunk wasn't rolled up until after 11:00."

Inmate with the llaves- "sound off when you're done."

Inmate X- "dang."

by LocN9ne January 29, 2023

Stop When

Asking a person how large their cock is with the visual representation of your arms.

A "stop when"
A expands their arms
B "now"
A stops and gasps

by Stopwhen January 30, 2023