“Cut The Turtle” (verb): To get over one’s hangover, by drinking a gin and tonic. Other drinks can also be consumed whilst cutting the turtle. Generally or more often so, spirits.
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I was at the football game and there was a massive Turtle Parade because there was only 1 porta jon.
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