Post Cool

You realise you are not and have never been cool.
Which instantly elevates you to a state of such cool, it is beyond cool.
You are no longer even aware of other people's cool.
You are post cool.

You're not cool like a lot of people Ricky, you don't even try, you just do, youre post cool.

by sneaksby December 8, 2020

Pity Post

An act of creating a post on social media to gain pity, may also be to gain likes or upvotes as well.

Greg created a pity post on reddit about not knowing how to gain karma. People feel bad for Greg not knowing how and gave him upvotes through pity.

by Clockworkn January 19, 2021

Selective posting

When some makes a post to appeal to a certain person, or make a post to strike emotions.

Hey bro did you post that because the girls would look at your sick bod, its kind of Selective posting.

by moistcat March 23, 2021

posted in the dvrk

A song by a Lil Darkie with a drug amount of editing but pretty catchy

posted in the dvrk is good

by Cambodia1132 May 31, 2021

Post Malone

When your hair gets all frizzy like Post Malone’s hair...

When I went outside in the humidity my hair got all Post Malone.

by LisseteQ106 May 7, 2021

Takei Posting

When every post you make has no purpose other than to remind everyone of how much you love sucking dick.

Americans: We can endure higher prices for food and gas if it means putting the screws to Putin. Consider it a patriotic donation in the fight for freedom over tyranny. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

The peaceful transfer of power is a thing of beauty. One moment Barack Obama is leader of the Free World. A moment later it's Angela Merkel. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

At a speech today in PA, Trump said he considers himself "a blue collar worker, in a way." Right. That's like me claiming I'm a ladies man. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

by 101atu March 12, 2022

Post-morrow

The day after tomorrow.

I will see you post-morrow.

by Spegetti October 19, 2021