I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

throwing random water bottles

spontaneous random things done in front of a webcam.

do something innovative, something unique, something no one has ever done on a webcam then show it to the world. throwing random water bottles everywhere! random water bottles everywhere! just one after the other!

by poet P July 1, 2009

Random Burp

When you burp in the most random or wrong place at the wrong time.

I random burped when I was in a meeting with the president of nikes.

by Degrassigirl66 November 3, 2009

random answer assault

n. a random bubbling process with little time remaining on multiple choice tests. frequently used on scantron and act tests.

with 5 minutes and 12 questions remaining on the act science, it was definitely time for a random answer assault.

by ke1v3y June 16, 2010

RANDOMABLE

when things are random

yesterday woz v randomable

by 3mmaagus3fa August 6, 2010

random/10

Meaning that what was just said was random

I rate that random/10

by Henry April 10, 2005

Random Jones

(n) An insult used to describe someone who imparts an action that is deemed random through situational circumstances.

Person one: So we went to this party this weekend..
Person two: Girraffes!
Person one: Alright there Random Jones..

by Lou Desimone November 11, 2008