When yo slap someone's tit**es, then lick your ba** and spit in her mouth. after you finish you put your cum in a horse tranq then shoot your girl well she asleep.
by Uhg poo February 7, 2024
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Chris:who is that?(points at Oscar).
Nathan:That’s Oscar I was told he has a real rep as a player stay clear of him.
Nathan:That’s Oscar I was told he has a real rep as a player stay clear of him.
by thewiseoldcow April 20, 2023
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Often fond and curious of necrophilia.
Has joys of making sandwiches and cooking
Often fond and curious of necrophilia.
Has joys of making sandwiches and cooking
Went to the morgue and the mortician was Oscar Moraning the corpse screaming “you wanna leave me dad!?, take
This with you” and climaxed...we had to leave
This with you” and climaxed...we had to leave
by OscarsDad November 21, 2018
Get the oscar moran mug.Oscar is a bad boy. In the sense as he is bad at everything accept playing Rugby. Oscar has a averge IQ of 10.5. A Oscar is a person that you want to have in your life as he will always have your back as long as you can convince him that the person you are against is playing Basketball in Uppsala.
by Hoe.exe stopped working December 4, 2018
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Me: Hey, you want to come over and watch the Oscars?
You: Yeah, I can't wait to see what those rich folk get in their gift bags. I love to see all that privilege.
You: Yeah, I can't wait to see what those rich folk get in their gift bags. I love to see all that privilege.
by Deuce Turd December 7, 2018
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I love Oscar
by Love/Oscar December 10, 2018
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