Wounded Moose

While sailing on a boat with a trapeze, having the skipper performs oral sex on the person on the wire.

While sailing last week I convinced my girlfriend to go bottomless on the wire. I finally got to do the Wounded Moose!

by holeyhell June 30, 2012

moose nuckles

when a guys pants are to tight in the crotch and snug up between the ball sack creating two protrusions. the male version of a camel toe.

that guy should not wear a speedo, it gives him moose nuckles!

by groupie#1 September 22, 2006

[Moose Tracks]

Best chocolatey and peanutbutter-cup ice cream in the world.

Get me a big bowl of Moose Tracks

by kabelly January 19, 2009

Recreational Moose

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus gives the man a handjob.

She's due any day now. I'm sure going to miss those recreational moose.

by scoopadoop December 22, 2009

Use the moose

Full term: Use the moose to jump over the rocks. This is a way to say; problem solve, work around the problem and think about the problem (without giving a direct answer).

You say, “What is the answer to question C?”
Your friend says, “Use the moose to jump over the rocks.”

by MooseRockGang November 8, 2019

moose magma

The same as truffle butter but with much less consistency but fluffier and more aeration. Also described as a form of lubricant.

Moose magma is used as a condiment or a sauce(slightly tan in colour) to seafood tacos and other fishy sandwiches, also referred to as Moose Mustard

by Jimmy whoops March 3, 2018

Moose-Skin

When a dude’s scrotum is so big and meaty that his moose knuckle also has noticeable skin folds. Skinny jeans and spandex enhance the presence of moose-skin and is quite repulsive.

Roger walked around the gym completely oblivious to his sporting of moose-skin in his new workout shorts.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018