Praise me

"Praise me" is to be said after a badass moment where someone feels they deserve praise. The words MUST be accompanied by raising your left hand above your head and repeatedly waggling your fingers.

Damn dude... did you just see how high I jumped my dirt bike!? Praise me! (accompanied by the hand motion)

by Chim&Jom December 6, 2020

wudn't me

The absolute denialism required to survive in the COVID post-exposure social dynamic; just lie yer fuckin' ass off.

So, when did you test POSITIVE for COVID and when did you FIRST have symptoms and when did you FIRST begin quarantine?
Ummm, wudn't me.

by YAWA February 22, 2021

Adopt Me

A game on the popular app "Roblox", you roleplay in the game, you get pets in the game and make families. It is mostly filled with scammers and 4 to 9 year olds who still can't afford robux.

adoptmefan283: hey wanna play some adopt me???
brookhavenlover2834: nah I like brookhaven better

by floppafan December 20, 2022

Fuck me

Im not gonna be like those dumb s*x things so it means:
When your mad or you got into a frustrating situation

Idk person: Fuck me i got into this situation.

by CR7andmessiisGOAT July 12, 2023

Frying me

When something is very funny or hilarious.

Ayo bro this video is frying me

by Fkhayla November 26, 2021

it's greek to me

A phrase to show that you have no idea what it is, just like most americans have no idea what greek is. What people say before they look to UrbanDictionary.com

What the fuck is the Shocker? its greek to me.

by Anti January 5, 2005

text me

An invitation for text messaging over the Internet. A phrase that is sometimes found on more modern conversation hearts.

"Hey, text me sometime," said Joe as he passed Sally in the hallway.

by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004